1-Hi! Who are you? Xena, Warrior Princess aka Danielle Martinez
2-Do you have a nickname? Dani, Dani Boy, Shorty
3-Do you like it? Yeah
4-Ever wondered what life would be like as a turtle? Wow, no. Not until just now. That totally changes my whole perspective on life, though.
5-Really? Oh yeah
6-You do know who I am right? Well, duh!
7-Remember when we first met? Yeah, in the seventh grade. I was such a geek!
8-Fun day huh? Most definitely.
9-Do you like my hair? It soooo soft. I absolutely love it.
10-Has there been anything you’d like to tell me? Yeah, actually.
11-Ask me about perhaps? Yes, ma’am.
12-Would you lie to my face? No, probably not.
13-What’s you favorite color? Camoflauge (does that count?)
14-Least favorite color? Pink
15-What’s the worst thing you’ve ever eaten? Onions and Coconut
16-Are you into bondage of any kind? Oh, yes.
17-So what do you think I’ll do with my life? Become a famous artist, fall in love, get married and have millions upon millions of little chillens!!!
18-Ever gone toilet papering? Oh, yes.
19-Egging? No, that is evil, Krista.
20-Have you ever jumped out of a moving vehicle? No, but I’ve always wanted to.
21-Do you know all 50 states alphabetically? Sh*t no.
22-Which of them have you visited? California, Nevada, Colorado, Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho.
23-What song are you listening to? Aladdin from “The Posse’s” movie
24-Who is it by? Disney??
25-What’s your favorite line in it? Shizah, I don’t know.
26-Do you know which album it’s from? I’m assuming it would be the Aladdin soundtrack. That’s just a guess, though.
27-Would you like to be in a band? Most definitely.
28-If you were offered an endorsement deal what do you think it would be for? Hair stuff.
29-What would you like it to be for? chocolate
30-What is your favorite beverage? Coca-cola
31-What’s that behind you? YOUR FACE!
32-Are you serious? Oh, yes.
33-Come on what’s really behind you? Damn. A Bowflex.
34-Where are you? YOU FACE! Ha ha. Actually, I’m in my basement.
35-Is there somewhere else you’d like to be? Either in John’s arms or Lurp’s.
36-If you were stranded on an island what two people would you like to be stuck with? That’s a toughie….
37-What one item would you absolutely love to have there with you? A gun and a never ending supply of ammunition, so I can hunt our food and shoot stuff!
38-So pygmies capture you, would you be scared? No, they’d just think I’m one of them.
39-What’s the difference between a snake and a serpent? Well…I’m gonna keep this rated PG13, so yeah.
40-When was the last time you answered nature’s call? Shizah…I don’t know. Oh, I’d say…I need to right now. BRB
41-Do you like to golf? meh
42-What’s the best board/card game you’ve ever played? I like solitaire.
43-Have you ever full out cross-dressed? Oh, yeah.
44-Skiet fa nueyat? [gasps] Oh my…well I am just blushing. I daresay Kirsta, I never knew. Well, if you insist.
45-Can you put your leg behind your head? I wish.
46-If you had the choice between eating another human to survive or cutting off an appendage of any kind which would you do? I’d have to eat someone else.
47-Have you ever been ho-slapped? Heck no! Nobody dare “ho-slap” me!
48-Ever slapped someone? Damn straight, biznatch!
49-What is your lucky number? Aya, I don’t know. I don’t like 3, though.
50-Ever taken candy from a stranger? Every year.
51-Would you rather be a communist leader or a fascist leader? Communist leader, most definitely.
52-Ever told someone to screw off? All the time.
53-Has someone told that to you before? Of course not! Everybody loves me! Ha ha. Yeah, right.
54-Have you ever used someone? That is cruel.
55-Been used? Sadly, yes.
56-Would you drink blood if there was a gun to your head? I’d drink blood if there wasn’t a gun to my head.
57-Hello? Hey baby.
59-Have you ever been stalked? [shiver] yes…
60-What’s the purpose of sporks? I don’t know! They are the most stupid things I have ever seen! It it ridiculous!!!
61-Are you a Beatles person or an Elvis person? Beatles, most definitely. Although, Elvis is pretty tight.
62-What’s your sign? Libra
63-Do you ever read horoscopes? I try to everyday, that usually doesn’t happen though.
64-Have you ever used a bad pick up line? Sadly, yes.
65-What is the worst one you’ve heard? You smell like Fritos, that’s why I’m givin’ you this hungry stare.
66-Do you know the Muffin Man? The Muffin Man is my beotch! He does what I tell him.
67-If your toes had taste buds what would your socks taste like? Hopefully, chocolate.
68-A rose by any other name would be called? The love flower
69-If you were a flower which kind would you be? I dunno.
70-Which kind do you think I’d be? Lilac! You always smell good!
71-Have you ever thought about that before? No, not really.
72-Why did the chicken cross the road? I first thought of something really nasty. I decided not to say it.
73-Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf? Vampire. Vampires are hot.
74-If you had to watch one movie for an entire week straight which movie would you like it to be? Grease!!!
75-Would you ever watch it again after that week? Oh, yes.
76-Have you ever wanted to possess something or someone? Yes
77-Who or what would it be? EVERYTHING! MUWAHAHAHA!!!
78-Who was the last person to tell you a joke? Fa
79-Who was the last person you were angry with? My daddy.
80-Did it get worked out? yeah
81-Whatch you gonna do with all that junk? Yeah, I gotta clean that up.
82-Have you ever shucked corn before? What’s “shucked corn”?
83-Waffles or pancakes? Ooooh, that’s hard. French toast!
84-What was the first video game you ever played? Duck hunt, baby! Yeah!!!
85-What was the first computer game? That one game with the princess and her mama and they fell in the hole—KING QUEST! That’s what it was called! Yeah!
86-Guilds or freelance? Depends on the mission.
87-If you met an alien walking down the street what would you do? Make bestest friends!
88-Suppose he asked for the time, what then? Tell him; “Time to get a watch, loser!”
89-Why don’t you just drop dead? Been there, didn’t happen.
90-I was kidding, forgive me? Srew you.
91-I like you can we be friends? No.
92-Did you just give your monitor a weird look? I scowled.
93-What about now? I’m still scowling.
94-Who is your favorite superhero? XENA!!!
95-Who is your least favorite? The pink Power Ranger, Kimblerly. I frikin’ hate her!
96-Ever thought about being a superhero? I am a superhero.
97-Do you find circus clowns frightening? Actually, I find them to be a turn on.
98-Do you make New Year’s resolutions? Pssh, no.
99-Ever actually follow through on them?
100-What was the latest you’ve ever slept in? 2:00
101-What was the longest time you’ve gone without sleeping? A couple days.
102-Ever locked yourself out of your own bedroom? Sadly yes. I had to break in through the window.
103-What was the weirdest question anyone has ever asked you? I’m gonna have to go with Krista and say it was #67.
104-What was the worst? This one.
105-Ever been “beat up”? Yeah but the other personage got beat up just as badly as I did.
106-Ever picked a fight before? Yes, ma’am. I’m Xena.
107-Best friends means…? Forever
108-Do you think me odd? Yeah, but aren’t we all?
109-What did you dress up for Halloween as a kid? Peter Pan and Raggedy Anne! Ha, that ryhmed!
110-What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever watched? Jeepers Creepers
111-Funniest? “The Posse’s” Aladdin movie.
112-Stupidest? The Village
113-Saddest? The one where there isn’t a happy ending.
114-Wierdest? Donny Darko, also my favorite.
115-Have you ever wished on a shooting star? Every time I see one.
116-Ever wished on one in the company of another person? Yes, ma’am.
117-Did the wish come true? Yes, ma’am.
118-Have you ever eaten so much of something that you vomited? No, actually. Felt like I wanted to.
119-Ever vomited after eating some one in your family’s “new recipe”? No, ma’am.
120-Are you able to remember your dreams? Sometimes
121-Have you ever dreamed something more than three times? Yeah. It was weird.
122-Have you ever had, well, one of those dreams? All the time.
123-Have I been in any of your dreams? Yes, ma’am.
124-Would you tell me I looked nice if I really didn’t? No.
125-What would you do if I became a prostitute? Pay you for sex, duh!
125-What about a bank robber? Pay you for sex, duh!
126-Do you sometimes not answer the phone when you see who it is? Yeah, I do that to Josh! Ha!
127-Have you ever left a voice mail for someone just to tell them to have a good day? Oh, yeah.
128-Has anyone left something like that for you? Yes, ma’am.
129-Where did all the cookies go? YOUR FACE!!!
130-Have you ever had déjà vu? Oh, yes.
131-What was the weirdest thing you had to do in a game of Truth-or-Dare? You don’t wanna know. Actually, Krista doesn’t wanna know,
132-Funniest? I don’t know. I’m sorry.
133-What would you do if I told you I was “just fine” but really you knew I wasn’t? We’ve been there before.
134-Ever started something but then didn’t finish it? Heck yes!
135-What’s the biggest puzzle you have ever put together? Sorry honey. I don’t do puzzles.
136-Do you work out? Used to everyday.
137-What colors of underpants are you wearing? Red and blue
138-Are you wearing socks? Yes, ma’am.
139-Have you ever heard of the band Giant Drag? No, ma’am.
140-What would you label me as? My beautiful Krista?
141-What would you label yourself as? Geek
142-Have you ever read something over somebody’s shoulder? Yup
143-Did you ever have an imaginary friend? Yes, ma’am.
144-Has anyone ever called you a bast-d/bit-h? Oh yeah.
145-Did you know that female hyenas have what is called a mock-penis? Ha, ha! No, that is hilarious, though!!! I wish I had one!!! LOL
146-Where did you go Joe DiMaggio? Who you callin’ Joe DiMaggio?!?!
147-Do you leave something for Santa to eat? Three-month-old tuna salad.
148-Have you ever set a trap for Leprechauns? Sadly, yes.
149-What about the Easter Bunny? Sadly, yes.
150-Who was the last person to give you a hug? Fernando
151-Did you hug them back? Of course.
152-What was the last thing you ate? Chicken
153-Have you ever been told that you’re hot by a total stranger? Yes, ma’am.
154-Why is the sky blue? YOUR FACE!!!
155-Ever had déjà vu? Déjà vu!
156-What was something you did despite a warning label? This is for external use only. (Ha ha just kidding)
157-Are into any fetishes? Oh, yes.
158-If I asked you if I could bear/father your children what would you say? I’d say HECK YES!
159-What would you do? I’d figure something out.
160-Pick me up at 7? How ‘bout 8?
161-Have you ever been in a full out food fight? No, always wanted to, though.
162-Have you ever tripped somebody? Yes! It was freakin’ hilarious, too!!!
163-Been tripped? Yes. It’s because I’m little.
164-Have you ever hailed a cab before? No ma’am.
154-What was the worst vacation you’ve ever been on? Shizah, I don’t know.
155-What was the best? Vegas
156-What time is it? Time for bed.
157-How long have you been filling this out? To long.
158-You do know you’re going to be at it for a while right? What?!
158-You’re not sick of this already are you? I guess not.
159-Do you have a favorite sibling? I have no choices.
160-Have you ever played Duck Duck Goose? Heck yes, baby!
161-With baseball bats? Oooh, that sounds like fun!
162-Ever played St. John? (I don’t recommend it) Never heard of it.
163-Is honesty a virtue? Yes, but who’s honest all the time, I mean, honestly.
164-How long was your longest phone conversation? Five hours.
165-With whom? Wesley
166-Internet messenger conversation? I have no idea.
167-With whom? Dunno.
168-Face to face conversation? It lasted until like nine o’clock in the morning and we started the night before.
169-With whom? John
170-Have you ever sleep walked? Yup
171-Would you rather discover the Fountain of Youth or Atlantis? Atlantis
172-Prates or Ninjas? Warrior Princesses
173-Chinese food or Italian? Chinese
174-Thai or Mexican? Mexican
175-What’s your favorite season? Spring
176-What’s you favorite Holiday? I dunno.
176-Have you ever told anybody that you had to “pee like a race horse”? Oh, yes.
177-Ever gone into a chat room and pretending to be a member of the opposite sex? No, ma’am.
178-Did anyone ask you to cyber?
179-Do you ever throw out big words in conversations to make yourself feel smart? Tehehe, yeah.
180-Do you really know what they mean? Actually, yes.
181-How is a raven like a writing desk? I don’t know! OMG!! I DON’T KNOW! WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT?! WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL!!!
182-If one of your friends came through your window during the wee hours of the morning, who would you be the less freaked out by? Fernando
183-Have you ever been bitten by another person? Bitten back by another personage.
184-In the “good” way? Oh, yes. ;)
185-Do you sometimes retake online quizzes if you don’t like the result? Duh, who doesn’t?
186-Do you ever rate any of those quizzes? Eh?
187-Ever read the last chapter of a book before you even start? Only that last page.
188-Have you ever walked around your house naked? All the time.
189-Have you ever slept naked? Every night.
190-Have you ever had a sleep over where you slept in the same bed as someone? Yes ma’am.
191-If you were to go on a cross-country road trip who would you want to go with you? Jen, Krista, Fa, Rosalita, and John. We would never be able to agree on music! Ha, ha!
192-What would be the overall purpose? Just to chill and have fun!
193-How do you like your eggs? I don’t like eggs.
194-If you could do one thing without any consequences for the rest of your life, would you take the opportunity? Oh, yes….
195-Would you spend a good deal of time thinking about it? No. I know exactly what do to.
196-What’s your favorite kind of ice cream? Chocolate…mmm
197-Have you ever eaten ice cream for breakfast? Yes….
198-Have you ever spun around so long you passed out? Ha ha, yes! It was awesome!
199-Do you skank? HECK YES, BABY!!!
200-Have you ever faked sick to avoid going to school? Nope. I suck at lieing.
201-What about a family function? Ooh, I should do that.
202-Or maybe a church function? No, ma’am.
203-Do you like roller coasters? Heck yes, baby!
204-Have you ever ran with scissors? Oh, yes. I had the time of my life.
205-What would you do if you found someone hiding in your bushes with a camera? I would go Xena on their ass and steal their camera for myself! Yes!
206-What if it was me? I’d start undressing for you. ;)
207-Did that question creep you out a little? No. Not at all. In fact…..
208-Do you know anyone that’s had a major surgery? Oh, yes.
209-Have you ever had surgery? Never had surgery, ma’am.
210-Have you ever given somebody a fake name or number? No, ma’am. I’ve never had to.
211-Have you ever had a friend of a sibling live with you? No, ma’am.
212-Have you ever come home to a sibling’s friend at your counter eating, without your sibling? No. That would be weird.
213-Do you sometimes write letters but never send them? Oh, yes. All the time.
214-Have you ever wanted to send a postcard into Postsecret? YES!
215-What do you order at Wendy’s? #4 and a small frosty.
216-Where is the weirdest place you’ve ever eaten at? YOUR FACE!
217-Have you ever found a hair in your food? Yes……
218-Was it yours? I hope so, ‘cause I ate it.
219-Do you like to mosh? HECK YES!
220-Would you appear in a reality TV show? Maybe….
221-If so which one? The one where I get to kick everybody’s butts!!!
222-If you had the technology to brainwash people would you use it? I wish I had the technology to brain wash people. I would rule THE WORLD! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!
223-For good or evil? “refer to above answer”
224-Do you think I’m addicted to anything? The internet.
225-What was Michael Jordan’s basketball number at NCU? Pasha, what do I care? Kobe Bryant will kick the snot out of Jordan any day!
226-What was his number for the Chicago Bulls? 23, duh.
227-What’s your favorite flavor of lemonade? Strawberry at Red Robin’s! Ha, ha! Heck yes, baby!!!
228-Zip up jacket or hoody? Hoody
229-Have you ever been asked to a school dance? No L
230-Have you ever asked someone? I plan on it!
231-Do you have school spirit in any way shape or form? A little bit…
232-Is there beauty in the breakdown? Sure.
233-Have you ever used the word “jive” in a conversation? No, but I’m going to.
234-What about the word “wack”? Heck yes!
235-What’s new pussycat? Woah woah oohh
236-What did you have for breakfast? I haven’t eaten yet.
237-Lunch? Nothing
238-Dinner? Dee’s
239-How about a snack? I can’t remember. I have tons of snacks everyday.
240-What’s you favorite vegetable? I like them all!!!!!!!!!!!!
241-If you could take someone famous out to lunch who would it be? Angeling Jolie
242-Where would you go? Olive Garden
243-Have you ever blown up at me? Nope
244-Have you ever eavesdropped? Yes, ma’am.
245-Listened in a phone conversation? Yes, ma’am.
246-Was one of the people aware of your presence? Yes, ma’am.
247-Do you know who Jack Thompson is? No, ma’am.
248-Why song are you listening to now? Why song am I listening to now? That doesn’t make sense. YOU ARE VERY WRONG!!!
249-Do you know all the words? Yes?
250-What was the last movies you saw in a theatre? Corpse Bride
251-What was the last movie you watched at home? Catwoman
252-Have you ever fallen asleep in class? Everday in physics.
253-Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No, ma’am.
254-Did you ever play Kissing Tag when you were little? Heck no! Boys are gross! They have cooties.
245-Have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend? Yes, both.
246-How old were you? My first I was thirteen.
247-Have you ever given advice on a subject you knew nothing about? No, ma’am.
248-Have you ever received bad advice from someone? Oh, yeah.
249-Who was the last person you gave advice to? Jennifer
250-Who was the last person you received advice from? Jimmy
251-Has anyone in your family called you by the wrong name? Yeah.
252-Has it happened a lot? Yeah.
253-What do you want to do for a living? I don’t know.
254-What’s your favorite kind of candy? Chocolate
255-What’s your least favorite? Coconut anything.
256-If you were given a million dollars but couldn’t spend it on your self what would you spend it on? People who needed it really badly.
257-Is there really too much of a good thing? Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
258-Ever shove an entire piece of food into your mouth? Ha ha, oh yes I have.
259-What was it? Almost everything I eat!!! Ha ha!
260-Do you like camping? Heck yes, baby!
262-Have you ever been to Lake Powell? No, ma’am.
263-Have you ever been out of the country? When I was a wee little girl.
264-Have you ever touched someone famous? No. L
265-Have you ever been in a movie? I’ve been in home movies…does that counnt?
266-Do you bite your nails? I used to. I seem to have recently broken that habit.
267-What would you like to be eating right now? Breakfast.
268- Have you ever sabotaged anything? Oh, yes. It felt good, too.
269-Do you sometimes start on a task but then forget what you were doing? All the time….what the hell is this thing anyways?!
270-How long can you hold your breath? I don’t know. Let’s find out.
271- Do you pee in the shower? Ha ha ha ha….[clears throat] Next question!
272-Have you ever peed in the shower? “refer to above answer”
273-Have you ever cried at a movie? Heck no.
274-Do you sometimes spend unnecessary time on your hair? Yeah….
275-Or make-up? Yeah…..
276-Would you be sad if I moved across the state? I would go into severe depression.
277-What about into another state? I would jump off a building.
278-Would you move in with me? Only if we shared a room and a bed. ;)
279-Would you let me move in with you? “refer to above answer”
280- Have you ever considered being a vigilante? I’m Xena.
281-Do you like Valentine’s Day? Only when I have someone to spend it with.
282-Have you ever tripped up the stairs? Yes…..
283-At school? Yes….
284-Have you ever had a milk moustache? I don’t drink milk.
285-Have you ever been on a blind date? No, ma’am.
286-Did you ever watch the show Street Smarts? That show is freaking hilarious.
287-Did you ever harbor a crush on a Disney show character? Yes…..
288-Do you know a guy, who knows a guy, who dated this other guys cousin? Hey that sounds like that guy I know!
289-Do you always see someone you know when you go to a certain store? Oh yeah.
290-What happens next? We make love.
291-When do you usually go to bed? When I feel like it.
292-When do you usually wake up on a school day? 5:00
293-Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be kidnapped? Oh, yeah.
294-Are you ticklish? Most definitely
294-Have you ever tickled me? Yes. I have.
295-Have I ever tickled you? I can’t remember.
296-Do you know why the little Frenchman wears his arm in a sling? Because, I Xena, broke it. He’s a pansy.
297-What was the mascot of your junior high? Bobcat
298-If you could go back in time to meet one person who would it be? That’s a toughie. Ask me later.
299-Why? “refer to above answer”
300-Have you ever thought yourself paranoid? No, because I know they’re real. I know it’s all real….
301-Have you ever been prescribed obecalp? Well that was the most confusing question EVER! And no. I have never been prescribed a placebo.
302-Do you even know what that is? Not until after Krista told me….
303-Can you count to ten in a different language? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez. Un, duh, twa, cattra, sank, sees, poo. I can’t remember the rest. Well, I can count to seven in Frecnh but I can’t spell it right!
304-Is it in Spanish? Yes…..
305-Who was you’re the last English teacher you had? Ricketts and “the” shouldn’t be in that sentence, dummy. Jeese, you need a new english teacher.
306-What was the last CD that you bought? Aya, I can’t remember.
307-What was the last thing you bought for yourself? food
308-What about for somebody else? food
309-Do you know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck? He’d chuck all the wood that a would woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!!! Yes, that was the hardest thing to type in the history of typing!!!
310-Do you ever think they can chuck wood but don’t just to spite people? Oh yeah. If I were woodchuck, that’s what I’d do.
311-If you still know me will you come to my funeral? Of course, my love.
312-Would you like me at your funeral? NO! Ha ha just kidding.
313-How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Probably less than the amount of freakin’ questions on this question dilly.
314-What’s your favorite flavor of Jolly Rancher? Watermelon
315-What’s your favorite Tim Burton movie? I friggin’ love Big Fish and Corpse Bride!!!
316-What was the last book you read? A Clockwork Orange
317-Did you enjoy it? Oh, yes.
318-Are you reading anything right now? Yes.
319-What’s your middle name? Nicole.
320-Do you like the rain? Yes!
321-Have you ever jumped into puddles on the sidewalk? Every time I see one!
322-Have you ever drawn with sidewalk chalk? I friggin’ love drawing with sidewalk chalk!!!
323-Ever drawn on public property? Maybe….
324-Have you ever written “____was here” on something? Yeah, but I put other people’s names in it to get them in trouble!
325-Who is the third person down on your missed calls list? mama
326-what was the last thing a parent said to you? Rosie’s on the phone/
327-What ethnicity(ies) are you? Mexican-American!
328-Has anyone ever crank called you? I thought it was prank call??? What’s a crank call?
329-Have you crank called anybody? “refer to above answer”
330-Have you ever eaten dog food? Oh, yeah. I friggin’ love dog food!
331-Cat food or any other pets’ food? No, ma’am.
332-How much would you give me if I ate a can of cat food? Shizah. I don’t know. That would be freakin’ hilarious, though!
333-Would you laugh hysterically if I threw up or got sick afterwards? YES! I am right now!!!
334-What was the first thing you noticed about me? You’re prettiness!
335-Have you ever peed your pants laughing? Every single time I laugh, I pee a little.
336-Have you ever laughed so hard you started crying? Oh yeah.
337-Do you yawn when someone else does? Yes, ma’am. This question is making me yawn.
338-What was the most nerve racking thing you had to do at school? Answer stupid questions that piss me off!
339-Have you ever played a musical instrument or sang in front of a large audience? Yes, ma’am.
340-Have you ever catcalled someone who was performing on stage? Oh yeah.
341-Do you prefer cupcakes or brownies? BROWNIES! Or CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES!
342-Would you rather put out an album or star in a movie? Oooh, that’s a toughie….I don’t know! Aaaah!!!
343-Long socks or booty socks? Booty sockies
344-Who was the last person to email you directly? Mmmm…my Aunt Jaimee
345-Who was the last person you played a game with? Myself…L
346-Have you ever worn black shoes with white sock? Yeah, like every day. I don’t give flying hoot!
347-Socks and sandals? Heck no!
348-Would you rather attend an opera or a ballet? A rock concert!!!
349-What position are you sitting in right now? I am in a super slouch!!!
350-Who was the last person to sit on your lap? Fa
351-Who’s lap was the last you sat on? Fa
352-Have you ever had your toenails painted by someone other than you? No ma’am.
353-Would you rather fly or run at ultra fast speeds? FLY!!!
354-What planet appeals to you most? Uranus
355-What is your favorite myth or legend? I don’t know.
356-What is your favorite radio show? Bob and Tom
357-When was the last time you had someone brush or play with your hair? Bah, I can’t even remember.
358-Death Cab For Cutie or The Postal Service? Pashah, I don’t know!
359-Did Ska come after Reggae? Heck no, baby!!!
360-Have you ever licked somebody’s face? Oh, yes.
361-If yes who’s mug? Too many to think of.
362-Has someone ever licked your face? Yes, ma’am.
363-Who who who? Too many to think of.
364-Can you keep a secret? Yes ma’am.
365-What was the first “big kid” ride you went on? The Colossus
366-Were you afraid? Heck yes! But it rocked my socks off!
367-Have you ever wet the bed? Yes, ma’am.
368-Have you ever had a Night Terror? Yes, ma’am.
369-What’s your favorite Beatles song? Ooh, that’s a toughy…hmmmm. They all rock my socks off!!!
370-Did you ever watch Captain Planet? Heck yes, baby!
371-Would you rather live on the oceanfront or up in the mountains? I don’t know. That’s a toughie. I’ve never seen the ocean.
372-Ski or snowboarding? Snowboarding, most definitely.
373-Has a teacher ever thrown anything at you? Yes, ma’am.
374-Which teacher? Shizah, too many to count.
375-Have you ever been hit by a teacher? Yes, ma’am.
376-Did you deserve it? No, ma’am.
377-Have you ever shot a gun before? Heck yes, baby!
378-Right handed or left-handed? Rightey, all the way!!! Lefties suck testies!!!
379-Have you ever danced in the rain? Oh, yes.
380-Do you know you’re blood type? No, ma’am.
381-Have you ever been in a car accident? Sadly, yes. But it was with a very hot Brasilian, who took of his shirt and cause multiple crashes.
382-How old were you when you received your first kiss? 13
383-Do you remember the month it was in? Nope, I can’t remember.
384-Do you believe in Karma? Oh, yes.
385-Who was in the last dream you can remember? Fernando
386-How would you describe yourself in 5 words? Crazy, weird, friendly, lazy, and loving.
387-What does your screen name mean/represent? I love Bebop. I love Spike. Mmmm…Spike. He is one sexy mofo.
388-What was the meanest thing someone has called you, but you still laughed at? Spick and the one that ryhmes with bunt.
389-Do you think you’re attractive? Honestly? No.
390-Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Lurp
391-What’s one-thing scientists should invent? That’s a toughie….
392-What stereotype would you label your self as? Big-Time-Loser!
393-Would your friends agree with that? Oh, yes.
394-Are you a morning or night person? Night, most defintley.
395-Have you ever stolen anything? Only from my sister.
396-Has anything been stolen from you? Yes, ma’am.
397-Have you ever seen a live birth? No, ma’am.
398-How many different screen names do you have? Methinks four? Maybe?
399-Do any medical problems run in your family? Cancer and mental illnesses like paranoia, depression, and schizophrenia.
400-Have you ever been kicked out of your house? Yes, ma’am.
401-Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? Many a times have I shown0 my buttox. I believe it was only Tuesday when I pressed my brown, round cheecks against the window of Jennifer’s car for Maggie. Yes, dear Maggie got a full moon. I think half of Cottonwood did, actually! Ha, ha!
402-Ever shown anyone your underwear while it was on you? Yes, ma’am.
403-Have you ever let someone touch part of your underwear? Yes, ma’am.
404-Have you ever touched anyone’s underwear while it was on the person? Yes, ma’am.
405-Have you ever written a love letter? Oh, yes. I am one crazy mofo.
406-Did you give it to that person? Yes, I did, acutally.
407-Have you ever attempted suicide? Yes, ma’am. Just once. I’m glad I failed, too.
408-Do you have any hidden talents? Well, since they are called “hidden talents” I guess wouldn’t know, would I? Duh, that was a dumb question.
409-Have I ever witnessed them? Again, dumb question.
410-What one question you wouldn’t want me to ask you? About the bad things I’ve done. I’m afraid you won’t love me the same.
411-Do you prefer books or movies? Movies
412-Who is your favorite person to talk to you? Rosalita, Krista, Jen, and Fa!
413-Who is always able to cheer you up when you’re sad? Rosalita, Krista, Jen and Fa!
414-Who do you talk to the most on the phone? Fa and Jen.
415-Would you ever wrestle me or have a fistfight with me? If you needed it, yes.
416-Do you prefer British or American spellings of words? Is there a difference?
417-Have you ever gotten detention? Oh, yes. Many a time.
418-Is your best friend a virgin? One isn’t, two are.
419-Have you ever been on a diet? Yes, ma’am.
420-Has there been any rumors spread about you? Yeah…
421-Would you care to share? Well, I wouldn’t want to say such nast things to you so…no.
422-What’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for you? Geesh, I don’t know. That’s a hard one!
423-Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Well, I punch the walls even though I know it will leave me bruises.
424-Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? Phone.
425-Do you consider yourself popular? Not at all.
426-Are you a different person than you were five years ago? Oh, yeah.
427-What did you want to be when you were little? Surgeon
428-How many different cities have you lived in? Two
429-Who was your first best friend? Eric Simms
430-What song makes you cry? Never Let Down
431-What is one weird or random thing about you that I do not know? I used to like listening to Tanya Tucker.
432-What’s your pant or dress size? 5
433-What was the last concert you went to? Judas Priest
434-Have you ever bit your toenails? ….yes
435-Have I ever let you down? No, ma’am. Don’t think you could.
36-If so did you ever forgive me?
437-What color are your eyes? Brown
438-Do you think I’m random? Sometimes
439-Are you afraid of any animals? No, ma’am.
440-Do you ever talk to yourself? Heck, yes!
441-Which of your close friends is the craziest? Krista!
442-Who have you known the longest? Does Tracie count? Not really…Jen! I have known Jen the longest.
443-Who is the loudest? Fa
444-Who is the funniest? Krista
445-Who says the most random things? Fa
446-Who talks the funniest? Fa
447-Which one of your friends is the calmest? Jen and Chris
448-Who sings the best? Krista
449-Who has the best laugh? Chris
450-Who tells the best stories? Krista
451-Who is the most athletic? Fa
452-Who makes the weirdest faces? Jen
453-Who is the laziest? Me
454-Who do you think will get married first? Krista
455-Which friend do you think will become famous? Austin
456-Who would be most likely to become a hooker? Ostler
457-What shirt are you wearing right now? Blue, button-up work shirt.
458-Which song can you not stand right now? That dumb sinlge by Fall-Out Boy.
459-What are apples? Kisses and fruit!
460-What’s your favorite thing about me? The way you can always make me laugh.
461-Have you ever hugged a random stranger? Yes, ma’am.
462-Have you ever stayed up all night waiting for Santa Clause? I tried every year but faile repeatedly.
463-Have any of your friends ever called you a pussy? Yes, ma’am. But they are wrong. Very wrong.
464-Who was the last person you stuck your tongue out at? Jimmy
465-Have you ever been skinny-dipping? No, but I want to really bad!!!
466-Have you ever gone commando/gone free ballin? All the time!
467-What’s your favorite word/phrase to say? There are allot!!!
468-Do you like stand up comedy? Heck yes, baby!
469- If I was to have a theme song of your choice, what would it be? The Xena theme song.
470-What was the last word you said? What the heck?!
471-When was the last time you laughed? Today, when I was with Fa.
472-What do you think is your best physical feature? Lips, eyes, and hair.
473-Do you think I look like anyone famous? Nope, you are your beautiful self!
474-What is your favorite poem? Actually, it’s a sonnet. By Shakespeare. I think it is just so beautiful.
475-What object is closest to your left hand right now? The computer keyboard. Duh.
476-What’s your shoe size? 2 in children’s. Yeah, laugh it up.
477-Would you ever go streaking? Heck, yes, baby!
478-Who was the last person you shook hands with? Jen
479-What would you like your name to be? Xena
480-Have you ever had a pen pal? Yes, ma’am.
481-When I say the word “pimp” who do you think of? Rosalita
482-What about the word “music”? Austin
483-“Insane”? Me :P
484-“Parent”? Jen
485-“Window”? Eh?
486-What’s your favorite shirt? Long-sleeved camo Empyre
487-So you have any lucky pieces of clothing? Jewlery count?
488-How would you like to die? Old, happy, and asleep.
489-Have you been (Or almost been) caught doing something? Oh, yes.
490-What is the age difference between you, and your best friend? Just a few months.
491-Have you ever had a stranger tell you their life story? Yeah, I was like, “Shut up, please!”
492-What should you be doing right now? Sleeping
493-Have you ever had carpal tunnel syndrome? Eh?
494-How often do you clean your room? When I feel like it.
495-Have you ever been cow tipping? No, but I want to sooo bad!!!
496-Would you rather live with a crazy one-eyed old person, with lots of cats in a big house, or live with me in a small house? You.
497-Halo1 or Halo2? I don’t do Halo.
498-Would you go 4 months without showering for five million dollars? Heck yes!!! I don’t care how bad I’d stink, I’d be loaded!!!
499-Do you ever get car/motion sickness? No, ma’am.
500-You’re still going to be my friend and all after this whole thing right? Heck, no! Of course I’m going to be your friend still!!! I freaking love you!!!
Well all right then!
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